My First Movie Monster- Monster Madness by Kelly Apple

Monster Madness 

By Kelly Apple

I just about squealed in excitement when I saw we were talking about monster-y firsts today. Nothing makes me happier than talking about first times. And monsters. The two together? MAGIC.

I’m not going to lie, it took me a while to pin down my first monster movie experience. I have a particular love for this genre thanks to the SyFy channel and their original movies. I’m looking at you, Frankenfish. And you, Mansquito. Oh, and you, Snakehead Terror. Basically, if you turn on the SyFy channel during any of their monster movie marathons, I’ve probably seen a good portion of them.

Because monsters ROCK, amirite?!?!

But back to my first. I remember having the pants scared off me when I watched Evil Dead II (which is not to be confused with Evil Dead 2 which is a remake or a sequel of the remake or… something) way back when. Oh, giant monster head breaking through the walls of that cabin to SWALLOW SOME SOULS, you scarred me for life. Thank you.

And, let’s face it, nothing beats having your own hand attempt to kill you in a wacky sequence that culminates in you chainsawing off the homicidal appendage only to have it return later to wreak more havoc. Oh, good times.

My unabashed adoration of monsters and all the shenanigans they can get into prompted me to create a character in my monster erotica series who happens to LOVE monster movies and the monsters in them. From werewolves to the Swamp Thing to any other monster you can imagine, she gets her kicks from fantasizing about them. What can I say? She’s quirky.


Monstrous Tales Volume 1 by Kelly Apple

MTV1-300Ari Colton’s always been a little different. She has a thing for monsters of all shapes and sizes, but she’s resigned herself to loving them only in her dreams. That is, until the day she’s abducted by one and finds an entire supernatural world right under her nose.

Now she has all the monsters she can handle and she’s loving every minute of it.

This bundle contains the first three books in the Monstrous Tales series and a never before published short story.

The Wicked Woods
Abducted from campus by a muscle-bound monster, Ari has a choice to make: Walk away or live out one of her wildest fantasies.

Wicked Games: A Monstrous Tales Interlude (never before published)
Ari’s decided to institute game night with her Guardian to learn more about him. So far, it hasn’t gone as planned. But Ari’s determined and her Guardian doesn’t stand a chance. Especially once their clothes start coming off.

The Wicked Wolf
Forced out of her green love’s arms by his duty to his people, Ari finds a werewolf willing to help ease her loneliness.

The Wicked Dragon
Waiting for her beloved to finish his breeding duties hasn’t been easy, but the dragon in Ari’s backyard is eager to please and Ari has always been a sucker for the strange and unusual.

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